Grow up Facebookers.

Alright...so, I know I already kind of expressed my hate against social-networking sites, but I forgot to mention one thing.

Here's a little history for you:

In like, junior high, I really liked this boy who, was a manwhore.* We talked a lot, which was good, right? Since I was trying to get over him. Yeah. Anyway...high school came, and he wanted me to flash him (yeah right buddy) because he was high. Junior year, he got a girl pregnant. Really, I was so glad it wasn't me. And then, he started talking to me more and more. We had 'flings' or whatever you want to call them, but he was bipolar.

I was way more advanced than him. So yeah, I had MSN Messenger, Myspace...the whole shebang figured out long before he did. Because I rock at life, and he doesn't. So yeah, I had Facebook down ages before he probably even knew what it was. Because yes, he was mentally retarded. (Can you tell my intense dislike toward this certain individual? Good.) We had mutual friends, because..before he dropped out of high school, a lot of people that talked to him, also sexually harassed me. I ignored it, probably because I was to innocent to know what any of it meant. But...after I wouldn't expose myself to him, he got angry. Which whatever, let him. That's fine.

I will admit though: I did look at his Facebook. A lot. I wanted to see who his friends were (those poor people) and I have an evil side to me that has a strong need to feel the sweet sting of revenge. So, what did I do? Went through his friend list and add as many people I knew, so that I would end up on his "People You May Know" list. Yeah, it worked. At least, he was on mine for a couple of weeks.

And then...he wasn't. I searched for him, because I was curious. And I couldn't find him. Last week, I asked my friend to look him up for me, and he was the first one who popped up. Mmm...cool man.

Another boy that bothers me, is probably a little bit smarter than the druggie, because hey...this kid actually graduated from high school, and is actually going to college (Congratulations Douche?) but he is a jerk. I have this friend that...has a weird taste in men, and for some reason...likes this type of boy. So, they were friends on Facebook, and I added another one of our friends, and looked up Douche today. Could I find him? No.

So, not that either of these boys will ever read my blog, or that I want them to.. Please get off now if you are. Don't come near anything I love ever. But...really guys? Did you think I was going to add you as a friend? Because, I don't know if you realize...but, anyone can see anything on Facebook, and I for sure don't want people know that I associate with people like you. It's already embarrassing enough being seen with you at public events, or getting a text from you in the middle of class, or church, or...ever. So yeah..please unblock me so that I can annoy you even further. Thanks so much.






*I didn't know this at the time, rest assured.